Attention all Parents:
Are you tired of repeating the same things over and over and over again to your children? Are you tired of sounding like a broken record at the expense of your sanity? Well, I am, which is why I have recorded my two most popular speeches . . . Now, for a limited time offer, you can receive my two most popular speeches, "I Don't Know Why People Are Mean" and "Nobody Ever Said Life Is Fair" on compact disc, or audio cassette (for those of you who have a cd player that eats cd's and no one to fix it!) for the low introductory price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.
Each recording consists of the same speech repeated TEN times, with five minute intervals in between each recording, to allow time for your child to interject all of the reasons why nothing he/she is hearing makes sense!!!!!!!
Order now, supplies are limited.
All proceeds from this sale will be donated to my therapist!