Friday, April 6, 2007

Just Released

Attention all Parents:

Are you tired of repeating the same things over and over and over again to your children? Are you tired of sounding like a broken record at the expense of your sanity? Well, I am, which is why I have recorded my two most popular speeches . . . Now, for a limited time offer, you can receive my two most popular speeches, "I Don't Know Why People Are Mean" and "Nobody Ever Said Life Is Fair" on compact disc, or audio cassette (for those of you who have a cd player that eats cd's and no one to fix it!) for the low introductory price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Each recording consists of the same speech repeated TEN times, with five minute intervals in between each recording, to allow time for your child to interject all of the reasons why nothing he/she is hearing makes sense!!!!!!!

Order now, supplies are limited.

All proceeds from this sale will be donated to my therapist!


ibeebarbie said...

Will there be subliminal music playing ever so softly in the background of these profound speeches?

What if during the 5 minute intervals rather than allow the child to give reasons why they either don’t understand or have excuses, it’s time to be used by the parent, guardian or whomever to flog the child as a form of hugging?

Jody said...

You are funny. =) Thanks for the link. Welcome to the wonderful world of blogging. Hope you have a blast- like I do with my Nitty.Gritty.! Even if it gets a little controversial or dramatic at times. It's still all good. See ya around!

Penless Thoughts said...

Very clever post. I have a 12 year old granddaughter that need to listen to this!!!


Could you add BECAUSE I SAID SO! to that?

Mixed Up Me said...

Or how about, " 'I Forgot' doesn't count!"